Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
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| Rating | : | 4.15 (635 Votes) |
| Asin | : | B01MUGWVIG |
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| Number of Pages | : | 193 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2017-10-19 |
| Language | : | English |
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Eighteen stars. Plus, any book that uses the phrase ‘catastrophic bowel movements’ is a book I want to read.”—Patrick Quinn, cofounder of Life of Dad, a social network for fathers “I never laugh out loud and this book is so funny I stopped reading to drag my family members in to read paragraphs to them but I’d do a terrible job of reading because I kept giggling about what I was reading. Breakwell gives you the real-world, end-of-world strategies that you simply won’t find anywhere else. Spock of the apocalypse and his no-nonsense guide to raising happy, healthy kids as the world spirals into blood-soaked chaos and unspeakable brain-eating horror belongs in every home. J
Kids to feed. There are bills to pay. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. There’s no reason you can’t be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best—and only—chance at survival. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won’t change at the end of the world. No pressure, but if you don’t read this book, you