How to Live Like a Supervillain
Author | : | |
Rating | : | 4.42 (663 Votes) |
Asin | : | B0728DFS1Z |
Format Type | : | |
Number of Pages | : | 511 Pages |
Publish Date | : | 2016-10-01 |
Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
Fun quick and hilarious I would suggest reading Crisis on one earth first, but even if you haven't read them it's still a funny book and way worth your time. There are far too many quotable lines in here, read it and discover them yourself.
Women in airports will usually say yes. Disclaimer: This is a humorous piece of writing intended for a mature audience over 18. Figure out how to get a smart girl in bed. On dating: Anyone can sleep with a sorority girl. . You never know who's going to try and kill you. Capes are for people who can lift a skyscraper or pretentious assholes. They're looking to get laid. My best friend The Crisis wears a cape. If your wife is a telekinetic and telepath who can crush your balls with a wave of her hand, you may want to reconsider lying to her as an option. On supervillainy: If you and your friend take two strange girls back to a hotel room, one of you has to be awake at all times. Break the rules. Sleep in shifts. Super villains don't get caught. This is possibly helpful advice from Poison, a knife wielding super strong supervillain in the world of "The Crisis" and "Crisis on Just One Earth" It i