Hexes for the Modern Age: Contemporary Curses for the People Who Irritate You the Most
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| Rating | : | 4.72 (971 Votes) |
| Asin | : | 1510721827 |
| Format Type | : | paperback |
| Number of Pages | : | 168 Pages |
| Publish Date | : | 2018-02-14 |
| Language | : | English |
DESCRIPTION:
When she's not writing or drawing, she helps businesses and individuals discover the productivity benefits of playing at work. More @valbrains and valbrains. Val Brains is an irreverent humorist and illustrator based in Austin, Texas. . She also moonlights as a jumpsuit designer, wearer, and enthusiast
Hexes for the Modern Age is a tongue-in-cheek approach to giving these folks a taste of their own medicine. Spells include: “May you start turning into your parents way earlier than you expected.” “May all the cords to your electronics become entangled in a massive death coil.” “May a full-size parking space that appears to be open actually be taken up by a tiny Vespa scooter.” “May you always have 3 percent phone battery when you have no idea where you’re going and it’s in the middle of nowhere and there’s no one else around.” And many, many more! This little boo
Yes, it’s funny. I have tried a few of them already and am very pleased with the results.” Lydia Ortiz, illustrator for Teen Vogue and cat hoarder “With her witty and unreasonably effective debut tome, Val cements her status as everybody’s go-to sorceress. What are you waiting for? Make your shit list actionable!" Rachel Federman, author of Test Your Dog's IQ:Genius Edition. But most importantly, Hexes for a Modern Age explains a lot. Toss your voodoo doll, you’ll never be at a loss for vengeance again.” Gaia Cornwall, writer and illustrator of Jabari Jumps and gal-about-town “Spot on and hilarious. If I were good with hexes, I’d cast one on Val so she’d forget she wrote t